Pimp and Crackwhore

and that day I had to face
my biggest demon…
I know he noticed me and I
felt like a haunted game
lost in the forest of fear. 

I can’t help myself but reminisce
on those summer nights when I
rode my bike at the break of
dawn listening to Robyn.

Okay kiddies so today I had a 
dinner party with some friends
and I’ve seen an old tape on
which Sophie Srej is dancing
at her prom.

How major is that?
She is such a cutie pie. 

Fuck Yeah Sophie Srej!

I’ve got some news for you
Fembots have feelings too.

Sweeties I’m having a
fucking heart attack right now.

I’m not even joking.  

Dearest, beloved Lily Allen,

I will never forget the time
when I first saw you.
You are so beautiful and
you’re such an amazing person.

When I think about the night
when I was singing wit you
from the top of my lungs
alongside tens of thousands
of other fans.

God how truly amazing
that was…